And then one day, a couple of weeks ago, I saw purple.....twice!

Eeek!! And yay, obviously.... I think my exact words were "OHMYFUCKINGGODWE'REHAVINGABABYMILO!!!!!". Milo is the dog. He looked unimpressed.
Clearly though, you can't trust just one purple line. Luckily there are two in a pack.

But then I thought...hold on, these are crappy Sainsburys own pregnancy tests. I can't trust these....I must spend more money!!

I think at this point a sane and rational human being might think that these results were pretty conclusive. But in case you hadn't noticed, the words "sane and rational" have never been used to describe a pregnant woman, so after a few more days of not vomiting, not fainting and not doing any of those things that pregnant soap characters do, off I popped back up to Asda to get me another pee stick.

Holy SHIT y'all - I'm pregnant !!!!!!!
And now I have something to talk about - you lucky, lucky beans you!!